The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (One landed in the cuckoos nest!!!)

It should be no surprise to know that I watch every house wives franchise and that includes the real rich b*****s in Beverly Hills.  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  are a festive bunch of women who sometimes mistake having nice things with having class.

Brandi Glanville

On last weeks episode Brandi Glanville hosted her own housewarming party which was like none I've ever been to, and I mean that in the best way.  It was quite fancy!  She invited a lot of people including her housewives cast mates.  Brandi even invited Lisa Vanderpump.  Lisa turned down the invitation originally because of her an Brandi's broken friendship.  The last time the ladies were together they talked a little and Brandi felt she wanted Lisa to come because she wants Lisa back as a friend.  Anyone who watches the show regularly knows Lisa is not that easy to befriend again!  Once she feels you have crossed her it is a challenge to win her back.  That is why it was shocking to see Lisa show up to Brandi's house and with a gift in hand.  Lisa made it very clear that she was still not fully sure about Brandis intentions and that baby steps might be a start for them if anything.  Brandi being a little aggressive pushes the issue and it isn't hard to tell when Lisa becomes a little annoyed.  The party at Brandi's house was successful and the drama seemed to not be.


When the Ladies got together again for a charity event at PUMP, Lisa's newest restaurant  there was some tension when Brandi was still trying to reach out to Lisa.  Brandi thought it would be funny to extend Lisa an

Lisa Vanderpump

olive branch, but she literally ripped a branch off of the tree in Lisa's establishment.  Lisa was furious, but she laughed it off because she was clearly uncomfortable and did not want to cause a scene at her event.  Brandi invited Lisa to lunch and the two were able to apologize and come to some kind of understanding of their differences.  I think that it is good to see them move forward, but anytime you agree to move forward you should not keep being petty, nor should you be pushy.  Lisa and Brandi are cordial at this point so all seems to be well with the group. 


BUT BRANDI'S WORK IS NEVER DONE

This weeks episode...


Lisa Rinna, Brandi Glanville, Eileen Davidson, and Yolanda Foster are out to dinner together.  They are all enjoying themselves.  Brandi updates the on her lunch with Lisa V and everyone is pleased to here that they seem to be moving forward in a positive manner.  Things didn't get weird until the conversation turned to Eileen talking about how her and her husband met and got together.  Eileen met her husband on the set of Days of our lives which is the show she is on.  Brandi was annoyed because she knew that Eileen and her husband were both married when they got together.

Eileen Davidson

  Eileen explained everything and Brandi appeared to understand and even respect Eileens story, but then I think the wine kicked in.  Brandi got into super fan mode and was obsessing over Eileen begging her to act out a scene from her show.  Eileen was not down for that and dismissed the idea.  Brandi was not happy and after several threats of throwing a drink on Eileen she ACTUALLY DID IT!!!  I think me and everyone else watching are still trying to figure out WHY??  It made no sense.  That chick is looney.  All of the women were shocked.  It was so strange.


The next time Brandi saw Eileen she apologized and gave her a necklace as a peace offering.  They were able to move forward, but Eileen has made it clear that she cannot trust a cuckoo clock!!!  LOL (my words not hers)


 Anywho  all is well that ends well I guess.  Be sure to check out The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tuesday nights at 9pm on Bravo!


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Cloudy with a chance of SHADE!!!)

On last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta there was no shortage of SHADE...

I am telling you that I laughed my ass off watching these ladies in all of their ratchet glory!!!  There were attempts at reconciliations and even some progress was made...OR AT LEAST THAT'S HOW THINGS FIRST APPEARED.  Before I get into that though let me first say that I was happy to see that my girl Porsha Williams was all up and through this episode because I still don't appreciate them taking away her peach.  It is so obvious that she is more relevant in the story line than a lot of the girls.  ESPECIALLY THESE NEW CHICKS!

Anywho!  What is with this thing they have going on with Demetria.  It just seems like Bravo is showing her
in the worse light.  I mean literally she seems nothing like the star of House of Payne she once was.  She is a beautiful girl, but the make up and styling at that party for her music video premiere was not the business. She looked like somebody was playing with her in the dressing room.  I mean the side boob gets her a *side eye* and that is NO SHADE just Tea! Demetria is very talented.  I mean that girl can sang.  I guess you can say she can act too.  Why is she running around after Roger Bob for 8 years when he is clearly a ladies man and she has already proven her talent.  She needs to move to New York or get back in touch with Tyler Perry because something aint right yall!!!  Is it that hard to see when someone is holding you back???  I haven't been in the room with Demetria or Roger Bob, but it don't take a genius to see that she is a little cuckoo and he might have her under a lil spell called CONTROL ISSUES!!!  Ok JareBear play nice! lol


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH APOLLO????   If he don't  leave Phaedra alone.  He clearly

doesn't know when someone doesn't want to be bothered, and when she does want to be bothered he wants to be in the streets so it's no wonder she gives him the cold shoulder the way that she does.  Who just pops up in the club and tries to discuss their marriage with their wife in the middle of an event she was invited to with her friends.  He's a goof ball to say the least but Imma quit with the name calling FOR NOW!  Apollo I don't know if 8 years can give you the sense that you need, but like I said before...best of luck to ya buddy!  Phaedra has to do what she feels is best for her and her boys because that is the only option her husband left her with.  I see nothing wrong with how she responded to Apollo, but that's just me.

Nene done suffered from amnesia when she got to Kandi's house!!!!!  I was weak I aint going to lie, but Imma tell you why!  Kenya tried to speak to Nene and went for the hug, but Nene was having none of that and pulled away soooooooooo fast!  I couldn't breathe.  I still can't believe how naive Kenya is to believe that her and Nene were that cool.  Nene was CLEARLY being shady on the last episode when she said that her and Kenya were friends.  There was absolutely no sincerity in her words or actions and a bat could see that in the day time!!!

 Kandi invited all of the women over for some fun with Dr. Rachel Ross and when she tried to bring the girls together with a little bondage game she fell flat by trying to ling Cynthia to NeNe.  I don't really get what the party was really for but I know that the tea was spilled when the group decided to reveal how long they had been with their significant others.  Demetria said that she had been on and off with Roger Bob for 8 years or so but there was an unexpected NOT SO SURPRISING twist when Gocha, one of the party guest, said that she had dated Roger Bob in recent years.  This shocked everyone BUT ME because I saw it coming from somewhere smh.  Demetria fled the scene and was in disbelief.  I will never under stand why but what can you do!

Did i forget to mention Claudia??  Ohhh


Well I hope you all enjoyed my thoughts on your favorite housewives!  Remember to tell a friend...

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All Things Housewives! *The beatage was real*

So last nights episode of #RHOA is all the twitter.  The reunion kicked off to an exciting start.  The cast got dressed for the God's and might I say that all of the women looked lovely, but that'ts just my opinion!


Now let's get to it...

Once again this years reunion show opened up the library for many reads.  This year the librarian was yet again Phaedra Parks.   That girl can read you cover to cover if you are not careful of your approach to her.   Clearly she is still not feeling Miss Kenya Moore, but yall knew that.  Phaedra lit Kenya on fire when she told her "You can't be a housewife because you can't get a husband."  Kenya still claims to have a relationship with her African Prince that she has talked about all season long.  The cast is obviously not buying that this so called relationship exist...Andy doesn't seem convinced and NEITHER AM I!!! (THE SHADE IS REAL)  Even when Kenya tried to say that NeNe Leakes met her prince, NeNe denied that claim during the show saying that she never met him, and she did have an awkward moment in Beverly Hills where a man approached her but she did not know who he was or what she was talking about.  It came to be that it was Kenya's "African Prince" but that's not proof enough for our media driven minds!   Kenya if he is real bless his heart and teach him how to pronounce your name so NeNe won't be so confused next time!!


OK! The beatage...

LAWD would somebody please tell me why they would allow ANYONE to bring their silly little props on to the set of the reunion show tapings.  Andy and the producers need to eliminate that option immediately.  Not only is it corny, but it is classless and tacky.  The women need to just hash out the drama and leave the toys to the children.  What is the point in getting all glamm'd up in gowns and pounds of weave if your gonna be acting like a bunch of clowns. Anywho... I'm not saying that Porsha was right for dragging Miss Kenya Moore, but anyone with two eyes can see that she was being provoked and bullied as some like to say so obnoxiously.  Kenya was quick to yell out "get fired" and "she's gone" but does she not see where she was wrong in all of this??? BUT OF COURSE NOT.

JAREBEARSAYS violence is never the answer, but everyone has different reactions to different situations.  Porsha and Kenya could have handled the situation differently but I believe that both are suffering the consequences of their own actions.  I don't know what I would have done in that situation.  I will tell you this though, I wouldn't have been toting any props around the set.  Maybe the bullhorn took up too much space in Kenya's hands hence her not being able to protect herself from Porsha's wrath.   If Porsha has to leave the show I will be bummed.  If Kenya Moore stays in the cast I will be annoyed.  All in all the #RHOA reunion show part 1 was very entertaining and sad at the same time.


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All things Housewives! *bloop*

So NeNe Leakes had an EPISODE on this episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta!!! I mean if the sun was out in Florida it would have been a shady day! Miss Kenya Moore had a charity event where she claims to have invited all of the ladies in the cast.  Some of the women RSVP'd but NeNe is being accused by Kenya as not doing so.  NeNe denied ever being invited which sparked a tension to be sliced with a bag of knives!!!! When the event took place all hell broke loose when NeNe decided to show up and show...out??? Kenya introduced NeNe as Belle of the ball, but when Mrs. Belle took to the mic I think Beast took over that fairy tale!  NeNe (in my opinion) was bitter and rude.  Not only was she short but there was nothing sweet about her comments about friends or the charity.  Now everyone loves them some NeNe Leakes and if you say u don't I don't believe you.  BUT I will honestly state that in my opinion Queen NeNe feels that the throne is being threatened and she isn't the most current housewife right now.  Maybe queen mother needs to go on a few auditions before the next event!!! Hollywood is still there they may not be calling,  but get in line with the rest of the folk who grinding for theirs!

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